April Fool Jokes

Which is the best day to propose to a girl? 1st April.. because if she accepts its your luck, otherwise just tell her it’s April Fool. – Happy April Fools Day

God made day light and called it Sun;
God made entertainment and called it Fun;
God made night light and called it Moon;
God made a You and called it Cartoon.
Happy April Fool!

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
For all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
& will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS .

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

A – You are Attractive,
B – You are the Best,
C – You are Cute,
D – You are Dear to Me,
E – You are Excellent,
F – You are Funny,
G – You are Good-Looking,
H – Hehehe,
I – I’m,
J – JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!

New financial year, new fools. But how can we ignore the old fools like you. It’s a crowning moment for you. Have a rocking special day!

April Fool Pranks

Oh, run as fast as you can, because your boss is waiting and you are late! Happy April 1!

“Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t love me, you are a fool”

“On this day, I want to express my love for you. Either you will accept or we will say April fool to each other.”

“I love you, because you love me. You love me because I am smarter than you”

April Fool Messages

Today everyone is talking how smart and wise you are. How dare they to fool you???

I just wanted to say a good bye,
I decided to go away for a while,
Please, don’t follow my way,
My ticket is booked for… a Fool’s day!

Trust no one today,
It’s April 1 – a Fool’s day,
But act just like everyday,
And everything will be OK!

Today you are allowed to tell everything you think about your enemies and pretend it’s a joke!

Don’t be afraid to be fooled today! It is not a Fool’s day yet – it’s March 32!

April Fool Wishes

Hey! Don’t be mad at people today,
I wish you a very happy Fool’s day!

Thank you for reading this message. Congratulations! 10 $ will be credited to the sender’s account! Have a great April 1 day!

I wish you to relax and be not worried, you can’t get pregnant on April fool’s day…!

I can’t live without you! Don’t mind, I was talking about… oxygen! April Fools!!!

Wishing to pay your taxes today,
Because it is legal to cheat on Fool’s day!

April Fool Status

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.” » Robert Frost

“What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.”

“You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.”

“I’ll better wait for tomorrow to tell you I’m pregnant to avoid confusion in your mind.”

“Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.”

“You’re really smart to wait until after midnight to tell me you love me.”

April Fool Status

A person who can be happy in every situation, that’s how you can find an April Birthday

April, April everywhere, cannot find a way to go away. Okay, then Celebrating April.

Months are just names, the real reason for celebrating every new month is that we should spend every new month differently by not repeating the same mistakes.

Happiness can be doubled by sharing them. Develop the habit of sharing in this April. May we have an animated April.

If a thing is giving us joy, try doing it again and again.

Why it’s important to upload a new status every day and according to the day. Happy April

I have a birthday too in April, so wish me birthday and send me gifts by parcel. There’s no need to come.Haha! Sparkling April!

महिला दिनाच्या शुभेच्छा

स्मरण त्यागाचे
स्मरण शौर्याचे
स्मरण ध्यासाचे
स्मरण स्त्री पर्वाचे
जागतिक महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

ती आई आहे, ती ताई आहे,
ती मैत्रीण आहे, ती पत्नी आहे,
ती मुलगी आहे, ती जन्म आहे,
ती माया आहे,
तीच सुरुवात आहे आणि
सुरुवात नसेल तर बाकी सारं व्यर्थ आहे..
महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

तुझ्या उत्तुंग भरारी पुढे
गगन ही ठेंगणे भासावे
तुझ्या विशाल पंखाखाली
विश्व ते सारे वसावे..
जागितक महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

तुझ्या प्रयत्नांना मिळू दे
यशाची सोनेरी किनार
लक्ष लक्ष दिव्यांनी
उजळू दे तुझा संसार
कर्तृत्व अन् सामर्थ्याची ओढून घे नवी झालर
स्त्री शक्तीचा होऊ दे पुन्हा एकदा जागर
जागतिक महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

विधात्याची नव
निर्माणाची कलाकृती तू
एक दिवस तरी
स्वत:च्या अस्तित्वाचा साजरा
कर तू..
महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

ज्याला स्त्री आई म्हणून कळाली
तो जिजाऊंचा शिवबा झाला
ज्याला स्त्री बहिण म्हणून कळाली
तो मुक्ताईचा ज्ञानदेव झाला
ज्याला स्त्री मैत्रीण म्हणून कळाली
तो राधेचा श्याम झाला
आणि ज्याला स्त्री पत्नी म्हणून कळाली
तो सीतेचा राम झाला..
प्रत्येक महान व्यक्तींच्या जीवनात आणि यशात
स्त्रियांचा सिंहाचा वाटा आहे
म्हणूनच स्त्री शक्तीला माझा सलाम
महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा…

जन्मा येण्या कारण तू,
नात्यांमधली गुंफण तू,
दु:खाला लिंपण तू,
मायेचं शिंपण तू,
झिजतानाही दरवळणारं
देव्हाऱ्यातलं चंदन तू
स्वार्थाने या जगाला
मिळालेलं वरदान तू..
महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

आई, आजी,
बहिण, बायको,
मुलगी, मैत्रीण
अशा नानाविध भूमिकांतून
आयुष्याच्या प्रत्येक क्षणी
प्रत्येक वळणावर सोबत करणाऱ्या
त्या स्त्री शक्तीला शतशः प्रणाम..

Children’s Day Famous Quotes

✐ If we wish to create a lasting peace we must begin with the children.
-Mahatma Gandhi